My Pen Is Longer – Sarcasm with a Sharp Point
Double meanings? Definitely intended. My Pen Is Longer Than Yours is for those who appreciate wordplay, wit, and just enough boldness to make people do a double take. This piece delivers clever humor with confident attitude — and yes, it’s exactly what it looks like.
Ideal for fans of funny t-shirts, sarcastic clothing, or ironic graphic tees that push the line and own the punchline. It’s smart, sharp, and made to stir laughs wherever it goes.
Great for gifting or wearing yourself — because when your pen’s this long, why whisper?
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: bakwas.store | Bold T‑Shirts & Statement Clothing
- Email: contact@support.bakwas.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Pen Is Longer – Sarcasm with a Sharp Point Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|